Having a turkey

A solo night in with a silicon sex toy…

A turkey

Oh I can’t go meet your mom tonight, I’m having a turkey.

by phosolo December 24, 2022

turkey

A New Jersey Slang For the word P*ssy

Fred your mad Turkey

by usernothomee January 5, 2023

turkey

a large bird that once chased Kelly down a street or something of the sort.

shit theres a turkey chasing me about to kill me

by sendtoepicsma January 6, 2023

Turkey toes

being a lil goofball

you're such a turkey toes!

by Lukwww January 11, 2023

Turkey Blaster

To transfer 2 cups of fudge from mouth to ass. Doing this in reverse is known as the Reverse Turkey Blaster (but real fudge must be used, otherwise its a psuedo-reverse turkey blaster, yes with lower case).

We were up all night turkey blastin'.
That dude is a prime Turkey Blaster candidate.

by Masked Sombrero January 13, 2023

Curb Turkey

Slang for a very floppy basset hound that likes basking in the sunlight.

"You know that basset that sits in the neighbor's window? He's such a curb turkey.

by Devilishdeity July 22, 2023

Surprise Turkey

When fisting a woman or man, opening your hand up while inside the orifice like a Thanksgiving Turkey Hand painting.

In a sentence:
That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.

That chick I met on Tinder was dirty as fuck. She let me fist her, but she couldn't handle that Surprise Turkey.

by EmelyeJayne August 18, 2023