Simping Standards

When you don't have a crush on someone because of one or many factors.

"I don't think he's attractive. He went to mall jail. Sorry, I have simping standards."

by gnr1986 January 10, 2022

Simp

JSCHLATTTT

you don't they're just a simp

by sdjsdjsdjsdnsjdnsndnjsdsd December 18, 2020

Simp

Acronym for "she is my precious"; a man who unreasonably overvalues a woman and is usually ignored by said woman.

-After she smooches with another guy in his face, Nick offered to SIMP-ly give her a ride home.
-I don't get it.

by geekyadventurerr April 23, 2020

Simp

Someone who will say anything to please someone, particularly a girl, in the hopes that they will be in good favor with that person.

Tanmaya Kothari from Delhi, India is the biggest simp on planet earth

by Bhai September 18, 2020

Simp

Complimenting the opposite gender or showing any sort of affection

Young: u look cute

Mighty: SIMP!@!@!

by Pears_Apple January 9, 2021

akaza simp

Everyone who makes akaza meanings on here just look simps call him hot sexy and he is strong. I know it’s surprised that people simp over them also don’t look up horny. There’s also tsunadae tengen and enmu simps.

Bro akaza may voice
Is strong and he’s strong and hot.
AKAZA SIMP?
Your added to the demon slayer simp club because I simp over enmu.
Hey adleast you understand.

by Ssffdddddddssssffeedfddeew May 9, 2022

whipped simp

chillingsworthington

chillingsworthington is a whipped simp

by dumb vtuber December 8, 2025