A rare and fortunate occurrence during busy hours found in car parks. The straight-through Jones is when two (vacant) parking positions line up end to end, allowing the lucky finder to drive straight through from one to other other negating the need to reverse in or out of said parking space.
Person 1: I will never find a parking spot at this rate!
Person 2: Oh look Dad, there's a straight-through Jones!
Person 2: Oh look Dad, there's a straight-through Jones!
by Blob67 December 26, 2017
Get the Straight-through Jonesmug. Very busy. This term is used frequently and vigorously by residents of Maine, as observed by comedian Bob Marley.
by gruverja May 1, 2008
Get the right out straightmug. When a straight girl claims to be extremely supportive of the LGBTQ + community, but only for extremely stereotypical gay men, using phrases like “omg, yasss queen!” and “get it gurlll!”. The second a lesbian or any other member of the LGBTQ+ community is brought up, they become weirdly quiet and mildly skeptical.
When a straight girl displays the stage 3 symptoms of Straight Girl Syndrome
Straight girl: omg, work it gurl! U guys r like, my otp omggg! I’m so supportive of my LGBT brothers and sisterss
Lesbian: hi
Straight girl: ......
Straight girl: guys I think I have a lesbian stalker, she basically said she wants to rape me, and we should call the police
Straight girl: omg, work it gurl! U guys r like, my otp omggg! I’m so supportive of my LGBT brothers and sisterss
Lesbian: hi
Straight girl: ......
Straight girl: guys I think I have a lesbian stalker, she basically said she wants to rape me, and we should call the police
by violetgirl7 April 28, 2020
Get the Straight Girl Syndromemug. A death wish.
Person 1: Let’s find a cave.
Person 2: Nah bro I’m digging straight down to bedrock.
Person 1: I didn’t know you were suicidal.
Person 2: Nah bro I’m digging straight down to bedrock.
Person 1: I didn’t know you were suicidal.
by Dr. Aygarra Long Chodeman August 8, 2019
Get the Digging straight downmug. by AshAbas May 6, 2018
Get the Straight Lesbianmug. When someone posts some boring ass stuff and you wanna call them out. No one likes Tik Tok, your memes aren’t funny anymore.
by Videotaped iron April 15, 2019
Get the Straight face gangmug. 1. To play a game WITHOUT the use or interference of 'general bullshit', advanced techniques, or anything that takes away from the casual-player experience. 2. Playing WITHOUT any outside influence, tool-assistance, or additional game knowledge. 3. To play a game in its purest form and at face-value WITHOUT any consideration to how your decisions will affect your chances of winning.
Examples of NOT playing straight up:
1) Picking an overpowered champion/character you don't enjoy simply because it increases your chances of winning.
2) Assigning hotkeys to mouse buttons for inputs that are already accessible by default on the keyboard.
3) Watching a youtube tutorial on an advanced mechanic with the intention of using it in the game.
4) Utilizing any training or sandbox mode for the purpose of improving.
5) Using forums to find glitches/shortcuts/optimizations that improve time trials.
6) Backing down from a fight/battle because it hurts your chances of winning.
Examples of playing straight up:
1) Sending out pokemon without looking at the moveset/abilities and getting it straight into battle.
2) Playing a racing game with the unmodified stock vehicle while using only the brake and acceleration buttons for the entirety of the match.
3) Having an absolute slugfest of a game without any concern for what is happening and who is winning.
4) Knowingly producing an army of inferior units simply because they are your favorite, even if it's easily countered.
In a sentence -
"Hey you should lower the shading in your graphic settings, it makes the enemies easier to see." "I'm good man, I don't care about that shit, I'm just playing straight up."
"You ever tune that thing to a major 3rd or 5th?" "Nah man. I don't fuck around with that shit, I play straight up".
"I was trying to have a clean game and enjoy myself but he refused to play straight up"
1) Picking an overpowered champion/character you don't enjoy simply because it increases your chances of winning.
2) Assigning hotkeys to mouse buttons for inputs that are already accessible by default on the keyboard.
3) Watching a youtube tutorial on an advanced mechanic with the intention of using it in the game.
4) Utilizing any training or sandbox mode for the purpose of improving.
5) Using forums to find glitches/shortcuts/optimizations that improve time trials.
6) Backing down from a fight/battle because it hurts your chances of winning.
Examples of playing straight up:
1) Sending out pokemon without looking at the moveset/abilities and getting it straight into battle.
2) Playing a racing game with the unmodified stock vehicle while using only the brake and acceleration buttons for the entirety of the match.
3) Having an absolute slugfest of a game without any concern for what is happening and who is winning.
4) Knowingly producing an army of inferior units simply because they are your favorite, even if it's easily countered.
In a sentence -
"Hey you should lower the shading in your graphic settings, it makes the enemies easier to see." "I'm good man, I don't care about that shit, I'm just playing straight up."
"You ever tune that thing to a major 3rd or 5th?" "Nah man. I don't fuck around with that shit, I play straight up".
"I was trying to have a clean game and enjoy myself but he refused to play straight up"
by Careem Bob June 19, 2019
Get the Playing straight upmug.