1) Similar to the game "just the tip" where the girl let's you grind up against her vagina without letting you have full penetration.
You know that foreign exchange girl? Last night we got drunk and played poking the ham for two hours...Now I've got the worst case of blue balls in the history of mankind.
by CHRiSToFoRiZZLe March 3, 2011
Get the poking the hammug. H(ard) A(s a) M(otherfucker)-radio silence. When you don't reply to someone because you're genuinely super busy with the real world.
Sorry for the HAM-radio silence. I wasn't ignoring you - I just got roped into a big cleaning sesh at work. Wanna make out?
by Slippery Dipp February 5, 2025
Get the HAM-radio silencemug. Every day all the HAM's in my office sit around and bitch . All those HAM's need a bone, and i am going to give it to them.
"I am going to make a HAM sandwich"
"I am going to make a HAM sandwich"
by Dick Suit1 December 16, 2015
Get the HAMmug. A person who is some what mentally stable, but could easily get triggered. A good person at heart. Usually a bus or truck driver. Shakes their legs and has lot and has crippling anxiety. A Hot Ass Mess.(HAM)
I love talking to Jacob, he’s such a HAM dude.
I had to go check on my sister last night, she’s such a ham right now.
Sorry dude my house is a Ham right now bro.
I had to go check on my sister last night, she’s such a ham right now.
Sorry dude my house is a Ham right now bro.
by Jmoney93 November 8, 2020
Get the HAMmug. A Weiner-Ham couple in essence is a relationship where a man dates an older woman and a woman dates a younger man. The reason this couple dates out of their age group is because they are both too desperate to find anyone their own age. The man is called the "weiner" and the woman is called the "ham".
A Weiner-Ham Couple can be seen in an example where a boy who is 15 dates a woman who is 18, but won't go out with any other girls who are 15 or below his age. The 18 year old girl also cant get any men her age and abides to go out with this man.
by Don Dukas March 7, 2008
Get the Weiner-Ham Couplemug. 
by InvaderInvader February 20, 2024
Get the Ham Assmug.