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no sleep September

Friend 1: “I failed no sleep September

Friend 2: “there is always next year”
by Goober13926 October 9, 2023
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Sleep Whacking

When a man is masturbating while asleep.
Example 1

Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."

Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.
by deucebiggss1 March 9, 2014
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Sleep

Man I can never get sleep this BTS( Monstax/ whatever band)s new song is amazing
by Rainstorm2 October 25, 2018
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sleeping bag

cool, awesome, funny, epic, lit, used to add snarky emphasis
OKAYYY THAT NEW EPISODE OF GREYS ANATOMY WAS SLEEPING BAG ASFFF!!!!
by dohze November 10, 2020
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Sleep Blocker

A sleep blocker is someone who is awake while your trying to sleep who is talking in your ear and won’t shut up
Samantha was trying to sleep but Emma was being a sleep blocker and keeping her awake
by Smoremallow September 28, 2018
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i sleep

When someone sends you a funny video. It’s similar to replying with im deceased
Jason: *sends meme*
Brad: I sleep
by LovleyPeaches177 June 2, 2020
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Sleep

Sleep refers to either 2 things.

One: The terrible, essential bodily function that plagues anywhere to a third to half our day (Less, if you're an insomniac), depending on your age and fatigue.

Or, two: Probably the greatest Stoner Doom band of all time. Reigning supreme in California in the 90's before their hiatus, they left a mark on music forever. If you haven't heard of them, I don't blame you. But, you better change that. Their shit rocks.
Example 1:

Person 1: "Man, I didn't get much sleep last night."
Person 2: "Probably because you had an energy drink, jackass."
Person 1: "Fuck you, punk."

Example 2:

Person 1: "LOOK ONTO ZION THOUGH IT CANNOT BE SEEN"
Person 2: "Is he okay?"
Person 3: "Just ignore him, he listens to Sleep. He's incurable."
Person 2: "Damn, poor guy."
Person 3: "I know, man... I know."
by Sonic Titan August 8, 2024
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