grope-slap

A grope-slap is when someone rejects a groping by someone. Often used when someone is groped in public. Mostly used to ward away perverts and unwanted touches by people of the opposite sex. The slap of a grope-slap is eqivilant in power to that that of a yeti slap and a chimp slap.

Kyle: Hey Talia, come here.
Talia: What?
Kyle: *gropes*
Talia: *slaps*
Random person: You've been grope-slapped! Congradulations!
Kyle&Talia: WTF?

by Blackened Wings August 31, 2009

walrus slap

Flat-palm slapping a woman's wet vagina. The hand resembles a walrus "flipper" and the wet slap will remind one of the sound of waves crashing.

"Here comes the walrus slap!"
"Wait what--"
(squelsh)

by Twist of Lemon February 18, 2013

slap kiss

when someone kisses their hand then skips you across the face transferring the kiss (not really)

yesterday Josh gave me a slap kiss

by chocolate pig feet December 9, 2016

Slapping the skinhead

A violent form of male masturbation.

Steve- "hey man, what the hell were you doing in the shower?"

Tim- "I was just slapping the skinhead."

by Nick P-dizzle August 10, 2007

chowder slap

n - a open handed smack to the face of another while ones hand is full of semen

v- to strike in above said manner

This bitch was actin a fool, so i gave her a mighty chowder slap.

by Denise Fleming is a Tampon December 22, 2008

Slapped a Bee

had sex

Tommy slapped a bee today...

by Tbalboa August 14, 2010

Jew-Slap

when one takes a large quantity of paper money and slaps another person with said wad of bills. Origin from the fact that jews poses large disposable sums of money.

After getting his paycheck in cash, Josh jew-slapped his co-workers.

by monkeyfaggotniggerchinkybeaner May 20, 2010