Cooper Short

TV head

"Cooper short is a TV head."

by FatWhiteRipper November 21, 2021

short rock

a rock hard (muscled) short person

happy birthday, short rock! you're such a beast!!! i love you!!!

by 1734axc March 29, 2009

strawberry short kid

when u eat a girl out when she has her period

i gave your mom a strawberry short kid

by markus da mlf hunter October 26, 2007

short shaft

Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day

I’d fuck your mom but she said I got a short shaft

by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018

short king

harvey jones

harvey jones is a short king

by daveclrk952816 October 19, 2022

colored shorts

Guys that wear colored shorts are complete douch bags. They think they are the shit but in reality they have no friends. Someone who wears colored shorts is completely unathletic and is the meaning of a fuck boy. Probably has a shit ton of gel in his hair and is slicked to the right.

"John's wearing colored shorts today, us he holding or has he came out of the closet?"

by I speak the truth 123098 April 19, 2018

Criminally short

Refers to the small length or size of something, which is "short" to the point where it can be punished by the law.

"...dude, I mean, you're short but not like criminally short..."

"All pop nowadays are criminally short".

by santgozpt April 12, 2018