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meatball salad

A meatball salad occurs when you tuck your balls back and they lick your balls and your asshole at the same time.
After dinner, Charlene asked for a meatball salad. I've never had one but she claims to enjoy them regularly and its a dish to die for.
by Dr Salad January 31, 2021
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Salad Bowl

The pre-flush remnants of a bowel movement when you have a vegetable-rich diet.
Someone left a salad bowl in the Men’s Room.
by Rich Markle May 14, 2022
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salad blender

Usually only occurs whilst on strong anti-biotics and a vegan diet. A 'salad blender' is the undigested reminants of sald, left over in a stool. Though it is essentially excremant, it still fully resembles salad and has many health benifits if consumed.
Example 1:
Hey Matty! I left a steaming SALAD BLENDER in the toilet, come check it out.

Example 2:

That chick, Jane, is a huge bitch. Let's feed her one of my SALAD BLENDERs and say it's a falafel.

Example 3:
You should get those SALAD BLENDERs checked out, Jim. They are staining the toilets.
by Farquard October 28, 2015
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Spicy salad toss

The action of getting your Anus orally stimulated while simultaneously having alcohol spit into the rectum
Last night was crazy, I got drunk as fuck during a spicy salad toss
by Spicy salad tosser July 24, 2021
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Blood Salad

When a guy eats you out and your on your period.
He is eating a blood salad.
For our annual I made him a blood salad.
by Freshquailofbelair September 6, 2016
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Protein Salad

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and just as you come you pull out and finish on her face, toss a handful of salad on her, and shout “ORDER UP!”
I gave that bitch a protein salad for dinner!
by KitVixen April 8, 2019
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Salad

n. The vegetable bits between the cheeseburger patty and the bun.
Extra bacon, but hold the salad.
by MrLaheysEnabler October 11, 2021
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