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russian roulette 

Russian roulette is a fun game, where you gamble with your life: It's sickening

Manual:

1.Get a revolver. Like a 6-8 shooter. The lower amount of bullets, the better)
2. Find some lucky bastards, chums to play with (the more players, the funner it gets)
2.5 Someone has to randomly place the bullets in the magazine, preferably a spectator.
3. Someone has to start: Spin the drum and aim it towards your head. Spinning the drum is actually optional, since you don't know in which slots the bullets are.
4. Play it until someone loses. Remember, you can lose more than once in this game, if you are lucky enough.
Eddy: I won a game of russian roulette, even though I started and the revolver was fully reloaded
Ed: That's fucking bullshit.
russian roulette by Möszick March 25, 2013
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Russia is the newest should-be-continent in the is-continent of Asia. Russian men drink vodka and actually have it in their blood. The only water sources in Russia aren't water, but just more vodka. The entire should-be-continent of Russia is basically a battle royale.
American Dude: Hey, have you heard of Russia?
Russian Man: Yes, home country, comrade.
American Dude: Oh ok
Russia by DylaneSalame October 31, 2019

RUSSIAN CANDY CANE 

When you jizz on a girl and then punch her in the face. This is somehow arowsing.
I gave your mom a russian candy cane thats why her favorite holiday is christmas.
A: bro, I'm russian
B: yooo, you're a fucking good
Russia by Bladeshot0 March 13, 2021
A massive chode with a bit of smegma on the end
I used to have russion until my doctor cleaned it up
russion by porkypine02 May 1, 2016
an autistic failed abortion fag there name is usually something like igor or vladimir and they drink a lot of vodka and have 18 wives they are all in the mafia thats why they love guns so much, and usually have a youtube channel with guns and knife reviews
"im glad im not russian"
russian by notrussiannotfaggot August 16, 2018

Russian Rub 

a russian rub is when you take a shit but you dont wipe your ass, and you go to somebody THAT YOU DO NOT KNOW, and then you rub your shitty ass in their face.
Yesterday, Oscar gave Randy a smelly russian rub.
Russian Rub by Oscar Ramirez March 2, 2004