when you are sitting in a wheelie office chair fucking your girlfriend, you spin around, then puke on her tits
When everyone left the office last night, Sherie came to my cubical, and I gave her an Alabama Carnival Ride.
by sugar rimmed areolas December 07, 2008
Dexter: wanna g play some Counter Strike at my place today?
Marty: Gizounds! Is that your green-mobile getting slim-jimmed
Dexter: Holy Shnikes! NIGGA MY RIDE!!!
Marty: Gizounds! Is that your green-mobile getting slim-jimmed
Dexter: Holy Shnikes! NIGGA MY RIDE!!!
by Nigga-nary March 09, 2008
Describes a person using Viagra recreationally. The "smurf" relates to the pill being the same blue colour as a smurf. "my ride" related to the upgraded performance as in "pimp my ride"
Jason: I'm in for a big night tonight. I've got the little blue pills so I know it's gonna be good!
Junior: Cool Jas, do you have a spare to share? I wanna smurf my ride too!!!
Junior: Cool Jas, do you have a spare to share? I wanna smurf my ride too!!!
by MikeBus November 11, 2010
Until last week I had a really crap lawnmower. Now, thanks to Pimp My Ride-on, I have a lawn mower puth platinum hub caps and some other tacky crap attached, yo.
by braindeadmotherfucker July 02, 2006
i dont really think they "rice" the ride, since i dont think these people will be racing these cars. and since when does dvd monitors, and new interior make it look like a fast car? anyway pimp my ride is a sick show, where the team at West Coast Customs take a hooptie and transform it into a nutso lookin ride so people can get their friends back. the team at WCC are geniuses
by Jizz-osh January 07, 2005
young white girl never been with a black man rides his enormous cock in the reverse cowgirl in an inclince position.
by Zac Gebhardt October 28, 2007
yay area slang yadadamean? someone going stupid doo doo dumb, gettin hyphy. as in...those short yellow buses the retarded kids rode to school.
by lump sum, big mouth ent,turf talk December 11, 2005