Peter colantuono

A fat redneck that likes to kiss his dads beard and has a sexual relationship with his daddy. And likes to anall his sister and his dogs

Peter Colantuono fat daddy yelled at peter and peter was so mad because he couldn’t have any more beard.

by Peter gay October 08, 2019

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maurice peter chrupek

One very sexy induvidual; usually found in its natural habitiat wearing a suit.
Half man half genderlass goose.

OMG! Do you see that maurice peter chrupek over there, that's a really rare specimen

by Hitlerdidnothingwrong14 November 02, 2017

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Finn Peters

Another great guy. He’s one of a kind. Sometimes he’s annoying and a little stupid (in mathematical situations) but he’s still amazing. He’s always there for you and always tries to empathize with you. Get yourself a Finn Peters!

Zowee Stryke: Look it’s Finn Peters!
Loocie Kola: He’s great.

by z0we3 August 10, 2023

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Peter Ahrens

A man with enough body fat, to eradicate the surface of the planet. In some religions he is looked up to, as some sort of bringer of doom ( aka a god ). He tends to use his powers, whenever his followers dissobey him, and uses them to start wars all over the solar system.

Man 1 Hey, why are you so depressed?
Man 2 I'm thinking about Peter Ahrens. What if he decides to destroy out planet with his body fat.
Man 1 Don't worry about it. I'm sure he liked our offerings from yesterday.

by Kenshin_ October 11, 2019

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Peter Parker

a smol bean, the definition of deserved better. he's a snack, hes a cinnamon bun and he could kill you with his puppy dog eyes.

amen hes the child we all have without knowing. PROTECT AT ALL COST.

i larb him

person 1: did you see that guy over there. omg hes so cute
person 2: omg for sure a peter parker
person 1: what no. nobody deserves that titel. theres only one Peter Parker uwu

by tOmhOlLanD owns my <3 January 25, 2020

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