long roaded

Used as a noun, adjective and verb. The essence of the word comes from being on the road for an extended amount of time and blaming every good, bad and exciting thing on the epic journey.
Dude… the reason the RV doesn’t work is because you forgot to put on the gas cap. You long roaded us.

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by Shino0369 January 27, 2023
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pre-road-trip walk

A prudent no-financial-cost-to-you "hoofin' it" journey that you take to a certain location prior to driving there in your fuel-sucking auto-bubble, to actually "see for yourself" if whatever conditions/circumstances that someone of questionable integrity told you about really are the case, or if you'd just be going on a wild goose chase and merely consuming your costly gas for nothing.
I always perform a pre-road-trip walk (or I'll bike or hitch-hike or otherwise find a way to travel there "for free") to a stated destination whenever one of da local riff-raff requests me to drive there --- too many times in da past I've merely wasted an hour and used several gallons of expensive gasoline, only to discover that the shallow-minded idiot who'd asked me to "go and help" wasn't even "for real", and so either (1) there was nobody and/or nothing whatsoever at the place I'd been requested to drive to, or (2) someone else entirely --- and who usually was someone whom I had expressly said I would never assist anymore due to his outrageously-inapprorpate treatment of me in the past --- was there to request my help instead of the "promised" more-desirable person or persons, or (3) whoever was there knew nothing about whatever matter that I'd been sent there to act on, and sometimes I even got in trouble for "trespassing" or otherwise "disturbing the peace".
by QuacksO February 01, 2019
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bella road

Used by students of North Vermilion as a place where students would flame, fuck, or fight
“Bro where are we gonna smoke?”

“Don’t worry dude we can go down Bella road
by Some random 32 November 16, 2018
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Stationary Road Head

When your lady shows up to work on your lunch break to suck you off in the car on the company parking lot
Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday out of the blue to give me some stationary road head on lunch. She is definitely a keeper
by 1machinist November 17, 2020
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Road Rash

The act of getting a handjob in a moving vehicle
Damn that girl gives crazy road rash
by Selenathesolara July 12, 2021
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Off-roading

A bowel movement involving faeces, diarrhea, and flatulence in quick succession or in combination.
I shouldn’t have had that mango lassi with dinner — it will send me off-roading later tonight.
by jtrefgarne April 25, 2022
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