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sex me

A stupid fucking phrase used by many who frequent Myspace in particular. Can also be used in conjuction with "the sex".
XxXMiss-SmexyXxX: Your new picture is the sex. I think you should SEX ME.

Me: I think you should fuck off and grow up.
by Kooky October 9, 2006
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me he

When something extremly funny (or not)happens you should repeatedly yell this word.
Someone trips over. You yell "ME-HE" in a high pitched voice at them. MEHE!
by Gems July 27, 2003
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Against Me

Jack: Hey Jill, that's an interesting tattoo. Don't you know that Against Me have essentially pissed in the face of every fan they used to have by turning their old music into a bunch of fucking lies?
Jill: FUCK YOU UP THA PUNX
by InterstateEight September 26, 2007
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Hook Me

Jerry'll hook me.
by Dr. Shatner June 6, 2004
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teach me

used to:
1)show humour at someone who has done something so bad or something so funny that you want to learn it yourself and want to do it yourself.
2)show humour at a player who makes an awful mistake,has a disapponiting touch or completely fails a trick,skill or 'showboat' and you want them to show you just how they did it!
1)Gary:"shit,ive just lost all my money and car keys"
Paul:"Teach Me!"
2)Chris completely makes a twat of himself trying to do some skills and falls over the ball,before banging his head on the concrete and ripping his brand new school shoes and trousers.
Liam:"Teach me!"
by Carlo Rocco February 18, 2008
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spank me

Similar to hell yes or fuck yeah. Normally being pleased with yourself after achieving something, not sexual.

Originates from Batman Forever, exclaimed by The Riddler, aka Jim Carrey, when he guessed the correct location of Bruce Wayne in his mansion, at which point he exclaimed "spank me!"

Possibly similar to "somebody stop me" from The Mask.
After searching Wayne mansion, The Riddler finally finds Bruce hiding in the living room with Nicole Kidman. "Spank me!" He exclaims in joy at his discovery, and proceeds to fuck them up.

Beating the final level of crash nitro kart - "SPANK ME!! I FUCKING DID IT."
by On behalf of James November 4, 2011
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