Ghost Penis

ghosts of the past penises that you have been penetrated with

I tried to forget them but the ghost penises kept cumming back

by matemoscas May 27, 2016

penis palace

A penis palace is Brandon Clarks house. It is small and kind of vagina shaped.

The penis palace is really fucking gay.

by penispalace December 13, 2013

Penis Flytrap

A vagina that was shaved several days previous to intercourse and therefore has short, sharp, stubby pubic hairs. Before her vagina is wet enough to enter, the male attempts to stick his penis in and the vagina lips cave in around the cap/shaft of the penis, thus scratching the cap/shaft of the penis with the short, sharp, stubby pubes. The situation resembles that of a venis flytrap closing around its prey. Hysterical? Me thinks so.

"Hey do you remember Mandy from barnes and noble? yeah man I got her to come over last night, but I didn't get her warmed up enough and that biddie's snatch penis flytrapped me."

"Dude, that's no good. Ya gotta put a little work in before putting it in. You're better than that."

<sigh> "I know man, I know."

by BdazzL March 22, 2007

penis pride

The love certain men hold for their penises. Such is the love they have for their member, they must tell everyone they know that they are well hung, have girth or know how to use them.

"My dick is way too big for these condoms!" - John.
"You have such penis pride, John." - Victoria.

by Nimbuspony April 24, 2008

penis sex

when a man another man strip and touch penises.Usually at there own will. Mainly happily screaming in the process.

guy 1:lets have penis sex.
guy 2:sure.
both :oh yeah. your dick is silky.aaarggghhh

by dickhead125 December 5, 2019

Penis Jolter

Someone who suddenly has a raging anger against penis's, and attacks them. Striking them violently as possible with their fists, and repetitively pounding on the penis. Sometimes they grab the penis, and shove it into the floor.

That bitch is such a penis jolter

by thewatermoccasin June 27, 2010

Penis envy

When one person is some how perceived to be better by comparison. It may be driven by envy or true admiration.

Her work is so good I think I have penis envy!!

by elaine biss July 25, 2008