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Sledge Hammer Surprise

The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.
"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017
mugGet the Sledge Hammer Surprisemug.

ass-hole surprise

Ass-hole surprise, the act of quickly and without warning, ramming your penis and or dildo into an unsuspecting females anus.
"Man, Jessica was so pissed, when I gave her an ass-hole surprise"
by Christianusaf July 23, 2016
mugGet the ass-hole surprisemug.

California surprise

The act of when a girl is sucking on your penis and you unexpectedly jizz all over her face
by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018
mugGet the California surprisemug.

Ventriloquist surprise

The act of sneaking up on a person and shoving your arm up there anus till you can control there mouth like a ventriloquist dummy
Hey dude I pranked your brother with a ventriloquist surprise.
by Rexstfs December 23, 2021
mugGet the Ventriloquist surprisemug.

Butella Surprise

When you wipe shit off ur ass with a piece of bread
Waiter: One Butella Surprise coming right up!
by Szyt Ched June 30, 2022
mugGet the Butella Surprisemug.

Juicy Surprise

"I was at this adult book store last night and I got a top notch juicy surprise from the glory hole in the bathroom."
by hotcock69 November 28, 2020
mugGet the Juicy Surprisemug.

chocolate surprise

during the process of eating ass the person receiving sneezes or coughs leaving poop freckles on the providers face
last night i was eating jessica’s ass when she fuckin gave me a chocolate surprise
by xX_BEANZ_Xx May 4, 2020
mugGet the chocolate surprisemug.

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