The uncommon sexual act where the male claims he is about to ejaculate upon ones' face, but instead slams them in the face with their sturdy, hard schlong with enough force to leave a bruise.
"At a unanimous vote of 11-4, I hereby find you guilty of 1st degree murder of a young girl caused by blunt force trauma, as a result of this, so called, 'Sledge Hammer surprise'."
by GoodOldNO_NAME August 26, 2017
Get the Sledge Hammer Surprisemug. Ass-hole surprise, the act of quickly and without warning, ramming your penis and or dildo into an unsuspecting females anus.
by Christianusaf July 23, 2016
Get the ass-hole surprisemug. by Nooooooodlfuck January 9, 2018
Get the California surprisemug. The act of sneaking up on a person and shoving your arm up there anus till you can control there mouth like a ventriloquist dummy
by Rexstfs December 23, 2021
Get the Ventriloquist surprisemug. by Szyt Ched June 30, 2022
Get the Butella Surprisemug. "I was at this adult book store last night and I got a top notch juicy surprise from the glory hole in the bathroom."
by hotcock69 November 28, 2020
Get the Juicy Surprisemug. during the process of eating ass the person receiving sneezes or coughs leaving poop freckles on the providers face
by xX_BEANZ_Xx May 4, 2020
Get the chocolate surprisemug.