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Taffy Nut

(Adj). When your nut sack sticks to your legs like a piece of taffy. (usually happens when sitting or laying down)

(cure). when laying down, pull sack through underwear pee hatch. Taffy nut domination!
Chase, I cant sleep because my nuts keep sliding down my leg, Fucking Taffy Nut!
by lewisle April 3, 2011
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Nut Nest

An anatomical location on the human body that denotes their genitalia OR a digital location of a person's personal pornographic collection, usually hidden in a labyrinth of illegitimately named folders upon the desktop or favorited tabs.
1) My finger tips felt the radiating heat from between her legs, most likely originating from her nut nest.
2) My younger sibling was appalled and aroused when he found my nut nest on my laptop.
by ItsKeith July 9, 2017
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sneak nut

When you sneak a nut out of your pants to surprise a friend!
Tom whips his left nut out and calls Billy's name! Tom: LOL SNEAK NUT
by SandyrunMiddleshit May 30, 2017
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NASA Nut

When you ejaculate into her mouth from over 3 ft away.
Man: I'm gonna cum. Back off!
Woman: That's the farthest NASA Nut I've ever seen!
by Mike Hawk n Ass April 25, 2016
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Cosmic-Nut

When you nut so fast it leaves earths atmosphere and enters orbit. Most cosmic-nuts come back to the place they originated about a year after the nut happened.
Friend- Dude, I just cosmic-nutted!
Me- This is the fourth time we had to evacuate this town.
by JoachimOrJogge February 24, 2017
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diggy nuts

When you try to leapfrog your friend, and your balls end up rubbing all over the back of his head. Can be on purpose or on accident.
"Mike, the game is leapfrog, get your. fucking nuts off me!"

" That's diggy nuts bitch"
by bildothegreat December 8, 2015
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Nut-talking

The act of boasting/acting manly in front of a member of the opposite sex, in order to impress or woo them.
Did you see that guy nut-talking to the new girl? Man, I know he's never even seen a bull, let alone rode one.

Don't invite your friend over again. Last time all he did was get drunk and nut-talk at my little sister.
by Tweakd1 July 9, 2010
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