urine hand

When a person pisses in their hand during masturbation to increase the friction of the rubbing. (Salt in the urine creates more friction.)

Rubbing my dick dry wasn't working, had to give myself the urine hand.

by Shaymus99 August 10, 2021

Walmart hands

That disgusting grimy feeling on your hands from shopping from touching dusty and germy products.

Usually in stores like Walmart where people (mostly children) stick their gross fingers on everything, and layers of dirt and dust cling to everything. Yum!

Mom: Come help me unload these groceries.

Me: Gimme a second, I gotta go wash these gross ass Walmart hands.

by Meow173 March 2, 2014

Ball hands

When handling ten pound balls and debating weather or not to have an appetizer at the bowling lanes.

Amber- should we order some food?

Marie- No we have ball hands from touching all these balls! Shit you know how many people have touched these balls!

by mll777 January 3, 2012

HAND RIGGER

A WOMAN WHO AGRESSIVELY MASTURBATES A MAN.

THAT CHICK LAST NIGHT WAS A REAL HAND RIGGER, HER ARM DIDN'T GET TIRED AT ALL!

by BASEMAN15 December 29, 2009

Dope Hands

When your high and your hands will hold clinch. You may drop items often.

I cant hold onto my phone with these dope hands.

by IttyBittyGangGang April 14, 2020

spicy handed

This is movie jargon for shooting with a gun in each hand. The terminology comes from Asian cinema, more specifically Hong Kong action and gangster movies.

No John Woo movie is complete without someone shooting spicy handed while driving a motorcycle.

by Steve Pareidolia June 1, 2005

Zeev Hands

A visual hand cue to "stir the pot." The act of rubbing hands vigorously while deliberately trying to make a situation awkward or tense by bringing attention to unwanted topics.

My friend Zeev Hands in front of my wife when he asked why I came home late last night, knowing full well I was at a strip club.

by FinWeek August 17, 2022