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I'm trying to study 

A phrase u say to ur mom on the phone when ur not actually studying. Usually followed by "take ur time" cuz u wanna play as much as possible before ur mom comes home. and then u do everything last minute so ur mom doesn't punish u.
Mom: Are you studying?
Daughter/Son: I'm trying to study
Mom: Great *ends call*
Daughter/Son: ok I have 2 more hours to enjoy and my last 1 hour will consist of actual studying
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James M Bennett High School 

A Highschool directly in the heart of Salisbury Maryland about a mile from Salisbury University. Most kids who attend are bred to be syrup sippin pill poppin animals that usually say "Fuck school we got a party to go to after this bullshit". Usually every kid ends up into clans of bros that rock visors and do lines of blow off their desks while the teachers arent looking. Then after a good nose stuffing they will leave class 15 minutes early to head out for some eveing drinks at the local bars. Their partys on the weekends leave houses broken and empy since the Salisbury scum always steal shit just to steal. If no one from Bennett is throwing a party over the weekend then there is always the SU party alternitive. Oh and the cops in Salisbury will hand out sitations like peices of gum and take all of your drugs and have a police force soup kitchen(gathering to use drugs) afterwards.
Freshman: "Dude holy shit these James M Bennett High School floors at this school make your bookbag white on the bottom"

Freshman2: "dont rub it off i cant feel my fingers wtf is this shit!"

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye 

When Eddie Brock destroys your reputation.
Photo by Eddie Brock
Person: ''I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye''.

I'm pullin' up soon 

A term used by large nosed Muslims when they come to the establishment 4 hours after promsing to come at the promised time.
Person 1: Yo I'm pullin' up soon for some burgers
Person 2: Nigga you ain't coming for shit, you said that last time, and I was waitin for 4 hours with my dick in my hand. Fuck off
Person 1: ...
I'm pullin' up soon by Sir Scum July 13, 2020

I'm in deep shit 

When you have been playing video games all semester and finally the time has come when your in deep shit. This means that you have to do a whole semesters worth of work in a week or two. I'm Definitely in deep shit.
Holy shit! I'm in deep shit! I got an assignment to do for tomorrow and i haven't even started!

I'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive

That cartman says when he is asked if he is sure.
episode 1201
Butters:Are you sure we should be doing this?
Cartman:Butters, i'm not just sure, i'm HIV positive!
Butters: OH well i guess thats true..

I'm going to say the n word 

You better not
Racist: I'm going to say the n word!
Not Racist: You better not!
Racist: NIIIIG- *Dies*
Donald Trump: No racism in my country.