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I hate Light

Usually used by virgins that has no life in general and spend all their time in some shit discord servers. Sentence comes from cavemen early in 2020. Light himself is a good person but people just hate him.
Dude this is so (I hate Light) shit.
by SayWallahHEHE June 15, 2020
mugGet the I hate Lightmug.

light the lavender

v.

1. When your asshole friends are being idiots--the act of numbing your senses with lavender scented candles, lavender oils, and other lavender-infused accoutrements to achieve relaxation.

2. To engage in max relaxin'.
It's only February 7th and I've lit the lavender two times already this month. D^:

Shark week. Time to light the lavender.
by stephamie March 15, 2012
mugGet the light the lavendermug.

Cameron Light

A very silly boy that does gardens with his father (William Light) and loves big men with big willy.
Stop being such a Cameron Light
by Cameron Light September 20, 2021
mugGet the Cameron Lightmug.

Blue Light Taxi

When a police officer's partner is having a big night out. The Blue Light Taxi is a priority call for transport (of all parties) to another venue or home. This usually involves casual introduction of single persons.
Hey babe, you're so smashed. Can I call you a cab? No way, l will call the blue light taxi, I want you to meet someone.
by Hammo922336 June 27, 2025
mugGet the Blue Light Taximug.

Light Year

A theoretical unit of measurement used by NASA and related illuminati "scientists" to sell you a completely false cosmological paradigm.
Nasa Scientist 1: I can't wait to rip off tax payers with the heliocentric bullshit.

Nasa Scientist 2: Yea it'll take these dim wits several light years to get the joke.

Nasa Scientist 1: yea lol, wankers
by Basedaf111 August 7, 2022
mugGet the Light Yearmug.

Asshole light

The asshole light was out and so the car flunked the inspection.
by anonymous October 18, 2023
mugGet the Asshole lightmug.

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