Biscuit Boost

An SMS boost of over 100 at a time, leading to inbound taking a fist up the arse.

James: Prepare your anuses, we just got biscuit boosted.
Steve: All back on inbound defend the ship!
Mabz: I'll be there just finishing off this homeless guy on my way in
Gill: More than 4!

by Ablemoss June 23, 2022

butter mouth biscuit bitch

A greasy mouth dumb ass run down person with no hair and no help and no hope and no health and no hatred just hopping around with one leg and two I’s

Shut up you butter mouth biscuit bitch and tag care of your hair please😊

by anonymous November 26, 2024

Dry Biscuits

A strange sti you get from doing anal.

"We did it in the back door and she gave me dry biscuits! She said i was the first!"

by Princesskittyface November 15, 2016

always take the biscuit

A term that when used gives people enormous power and strength for a short period of time.

When Larry was losing a fight a stranger yelled from a far always take the biscuit fam, Larry suddenly became a fucking Ninja Master and kicked the shit out of his opponents.

by D_A_M_3727 May 31, 2018

Ginger Biscuits

A cheap biscuit because McVities get all the broken biscuits, mash them together, add some stork margarine and loads of ground ginger to hide the taste of the other biscuits.

Need something sweet but only got 29p,I'll go and buy a packet of Aldi everyday ginger biscuits.

by Food hound January 14, 2023

biscuit muff

When a woman's muff is 3D- instead of just having a vagina/labia that is smooth with the contours of their pelvic area, the surrounding muff area protrudes like a biscuit- especially when bent over and viewed from behind.

When Jennifer bent over in her yoga pants, her biscuit muff created a sweet rear view camel toe!

by SildogintheNatti July 13, 2017

Dark biscuit

A newly defined sexual orientation of 2021.
Someone who identifies as dark biscuit gender is usually firmly straight, but would dunk into the bi-zone if the person was hot enough.

Adam: I was straight when I was with Eve, but I went full dark biscuit when I met Paul, he's a silver fox.

by Biscuits for dinner March 5, 2021