Columbian White Russian

White Russian with coffee

I’m in the mood for a Columbian White Russian.

by Sweatpants queen November 02, 2019

Russian Dodgeball

Two People use a condom sexually until climax, use said condom as a toilet for the next 24 hrs. Freeze it over night, and play dodgeball. First to get hit eats it.

Man: lets play Russian dodgeball
Woman: Nooo! last time you had diarrhea

by DilfFucker69420 September 27, 2023

Russian Dunk

Where you rub your bare testicals in a circular motion across someones face without their consent.

Me: "Hold him down i'm about to do a Russian Dunk."
Him: "What!!!"

by Graydol April 01, 2024

Russian Waltz

The act of two people getting drunk and belligerent then beating the crap out of each other

Me and my buddy Jack did the Russian waltz last night after downing a bottle of Smirnoff

by GreyHat97 April 27, 2022

russian claymore

When you drink to much and explosively shart on someone.

"Man I drank way to much vodka and totally Russian Claymored that girl in the club last night.

by Slinky_Pete April 11, 2020

Talking like a Russian

Blatantly lying for the sake of propaganda purposes. Saying something which is obviously untrue to justify some ill deed.

"Of course I'm not expecting sex with you tonight", I said over the phone, talking like a Russian as I packed a big bottle of lube, half a dozen condoms and a small bottle of roofies.

by Cynical non-American April 01, 2022

Russian-ape

How youtubers say rape without getting demonetized.
Can be used to make the joke 'kpop is korean-pop, crap is chinese-rap, rape is russian-ape'

Youtuber: This guy russian-aped two kids and then a dog bit off his dick. He got what he deserved.

by KNfivenumbers November 22, 2020