One eyed mud golem

A name for a mans penis that likes the same sex

Lets leave here, there is to many one eyed mud golems lurking.

by Thriftin December 27, 2016

if not, then flip her over and play in the mud.

a female is to young to have pubic hair so you should do her in the ass.

If somebody says "if there is grass on the field play ball" but there is no grass on the field a response is "if not, then flip her over and play in the mud."

by R-DoggCA August 31, 2008

south carolina mud pie

A south carolina mud pie is where one shits while another fucks them in the asshole spreading shit all about the room

Yo my buddy gave me a south carolina mud pie last night it was so nice

by MadDuckFromMontreal July 12, 2017

see you when the mud dries

It means:
I will see you after the flood waters recede and "the mud dries" so you can drive on the dirt roads again.
What you say to someone when you know they are going to be cut off from dirt roads due to flooding before the big wet or annual monsoon across northern Australia during summer
Northern Australian slang. Effects people from northern WA NT and FNQ (Far North Queensland)

All right mate, got enough beer, smokes and tucker to get you thru?
YEP.
OK. see you when the mud dries!

by Marky Mark 46RF October 26, 2017

Don't Put Mud on My Crystal

Saying: similar meaning to "don't rain on my parade"

My brother told me that Santa is not real. "Don't put mud on my crystal!" I said.

by CuriousGeorgette7000 September 12, 2019

Dragging a dead body through the mud

When after shitting, the power of the flush leaves many shit trails across the bottom off the bog in the direction of the U-Bend, resembling the trail left in the mud after dragging a body (possibly in a bag) across a muddy field

Nick: I think my detective wife may have solved the bathroom "whodunnit"
James: Really, what evidence did she use to solve such a henious crime?
Nick: Someone left mark's where they had been "Dragging a dead body through the mud"

by Streaker30 May 30, 2009

treat them like dirt and they stick like mud

the idea that the worse you treat a girl, the more attached she'll become to you.

Johnny: I've been acting like kind of a dick to Melissa. I think I'm gonna start being a little nicer to her.

Mark: I don't know if that's a good idea, bro. Treat them like dirt and they stick like mud.

by TonyTheAnt December 17, 2006