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Abortion Dodger

A woman, who by virtue of sheer stupidity and laziness, produces offspring which she then publicly parades and neglects, thus annoying everyone. This species is particularly virulent on British trains after 9 o'clock.
Abortion Dodger scrounger annoying chav neglect
by Perfectibilist May 26, 2016
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jammie dodger

1. The act of putting jam on your dick/ strap on and skull fcking the other person
2. A British biscuit with jam at the center
HEY DR FAGGOT!
What?

I JUST JAMMIE DODGER'D YOUR SLAVE
Why?
SHE PROVOKED ME! HER BOOBS WERE ON MY PYTHON AND SHE GOT BIT
uuuugghhhhhh...
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crumpet dodger

A man who avoids women; typically because he is a homosexual.
"Hey Jamie, you massive crumpet dodger"
by Joni-K July 6, 2016
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Bilal Dodge role

The situation in which a person says he's coming even though he knows he's not. Ultimately he's going to cancel in the last possible moment.
Im Not coming

Oh he's doing the Bilal dodge role
by mentorn January 11, 2017
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search dodging

The act of hesitating to search for something on the internet, usually out of fear of the possible results.
I spent a decent 30 minutes on Rule 34 because I was search dodging the entire time.
by TheRevengeWedge February 1, 2017
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Censor Dodge

A common word used to describe bypassing blocks using open source proxy servers.
Person 1: My school keeps blocking games websites. You know how I can censor dodge it?
Person 2: Yeah they're all over the web. Just google "Censor Dodge" and go use a couple of proxy sites.
by GT100 February 6, 2017
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andrew dodson

A long haired price of shit who claims to have a 7 inch penis, when in reality it is about 7 cm(I don't think he knows how to read a ruler)
by Thick dick thot February 16, 2017
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