Depression

Depression
1.Something all freshman girls have.
2.Wanting to commit self oof
3.Being sad

1.(Freshman girl 1)OMG I have depression. (Freshman girl 2) OMG ME TOO. (me actually depressed) shut your ass up i have been diagnosed with depression. BY A DOCTOR!
2. I AM GOING TO COMMIT SELF OOF.

3.Man i wish i was good enough. i should kill myself then people would be happy

by Depressed Kid 69420 December 19, 2019

Depression jack

A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.

I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle

by DanTheWan August 12, 2023

Pummler's Depression

Pummler, a rare German species often sighted watching memes, has depression.

"Pummler's Depression really makes him sound dead inside"

by HelloIamUser August 2, 2017

depression dump

a depression dump is a person that cares about so many people and wants to help them, but when they ask for help people call them selfish.

person a: my cat died :(
person b: how can I help? wanna talk about it?
person a: awe thanks! byeeee
person b: hey my grandma died...

(things person a would say)
"oop-"
"oof"
"that sucks lol"
"stop dumping your issues on me"

person b: am I just your depression dump?

by bondfirr May 12, 2021

Depression Day

September 3rd because of the birth of satan.

woman: why are you sad?
man: because it's depression day!

by justarandomuserontheinternet September 3, 2020

depression

depression is like feeling trapped in sadness and feeling lonely even if you have friends surrounding you your still lonly you lose intrest in everything you just wanna sleep thats all you want to do because thats when your ok smiles are fake mot of the time and laughs are to if you find that one thing that you smile at and its a real smile and make you feel good try not to lose it but dont over do it for me i feel like im drowning in sadness if you know someone with depression go out of your way to be extra kind and ask if you can do anything for them remind them that your there for them

depression sucks

by bella haze November 4, 2020

Educake depression

A depression that is only found when one is completing Educake work while having a total breakdown. It is horrific.

“I did the chemistry work last night, did you?” “No David, I got hit with the Educake depression.”

by wasianbitch March 25, 2021