coffeemaker

a white person (usually female) who finds black people attractive

- "that black guy over there is so hot!"
- "girl, you are such a coffeemaker!"

by carriejean December 10, 2008

Coffey

Family of drunken morons. Think they know everything but thats so not true...very selfish

those Coffey boys are the biggest jerks i have ever met in my life.

by pooperscooper19 October 16, 2008

Coffey

aka a flid (meaning retarded or spastic) talks about stuff that doesn't make sense

Coffey kicked a pigeon and said im Hench ! and then after asked his friend for cookies making no sense of the situation.

by Mr Butt ( D for dead donkey July 20, 2010

Coffeehouse

Often found in large cities such as Boston and New York. Mostly college students who are into something such as, Art, Music, Writing, Literature, etc. Found riding bikes around the city, drinking coffee from a local coffeshop. Listen to bands that sound like Nevershoutnever! and other acoustic type bands. Like to wear vnecks, skinny straight jeans, vans, peacoats, and shop at places like Urban Outfitters and American Apparrel.

That guy over there riding his bike to class is so coffeehouse.

by NAHHHHWAITYAAAAHH November 10, 2010

Coffey522

Also known as coffeychicken, a Coffey522 is a latte loving, metallic compound poo'ing, friendly mouse friend. To pull a Coffey522 you have to be awesome, pro, and love lattes.

(rwosie) COFFEY522 OMG YOUR SO COOL =DDDDDDDD
(Coffey522) Tell me something I don't know.

by rwosiemouse December 1, 2009

Coffeed Out

When a person has had enough coffee for the day.

Husband- Hey want me to make another pot of coffee?

Wife- Not for me I am coffeed out !

by troubledemon May 9, 2010

Asian Coffeepot

Shitting on a random part of a girl's body and having sex with it and then cumming on the shit and having sex with the combination of cum and shit on the random part of the girl's body.

Bro#1: I have completed 40 of the 50 states of sexual positions what about you?
Bro#2: I have reached 49 all I have left is the dreaded Asian Coffeepot.
Bro#1: Good luck dawg

by kaikoo August 13, 2012