the captain phillips

Based on the true story of the pirates who control the Horn of Africa, the captain Phillips is the act of sticking Somalian weapons in your partners genitals followed by screaming "I am the captain now!!!"

Baby get ready for the captain Phillips I'm gunnna stick a lifeboat sized load of cum in you.

by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017

Captain Thicc

A man that loves only the most THICC women around.

Hey, look at this Captain THICC over here.

by Mr. Nut, himself. October 29, 2018

captain clutch rider

Excessively rides the clutch in car

Joe is such a captain clutch rider!

by Gottathingforamusclecar January 17, 2018

Captain cap

The captain of all caps usually capping on a captain ship while wearing caps

Aye imma sell my gli ,bro u captain cap

by Troller32 February 8, 2021

Captain Morgan

The dude that takes control of the parties and festivities . The planner , the organizer, the orchestrator.

I’m gonna Captain Morgan this shit and it’s gonna be epic!

by Midget105 January 12, 2020

Captain Hook

a man, woman, shemale, tranny, or dog with a really curved penis, like Captain Hook's hand

When he pulled down his pants to initiate intercourse, she realized that he has a captain hook, thus had to turn 90 degrees to have sex.

by the rage March 28, 2015

Captain Rim Jaw

An alternative super hero that dwells in the west country of England. Often mistaken for Dustin Diamond or Jerry Seinfeld. His super powers are a very powerful rimming jaw and a throwing arm belieing his otherwise Mr Burns like stature.

"I saw Captain Rim Jaw at Second Bridge last night, he left chocolate sauce everywhere"

by Micky Dolenz May 9, 2022