Cake Taker

A supremely ugly person.

Whoa! She's a cake taker! I've seen some ugly women in my time but she takes the cake!

by derty_sanchez August 12, 2010

Cake Rage

A deep-seated anger and general dissatisfaction with life, brought on by a lack of cake. A cake based despair and depression that manifests in itself in violent outbursts.

Leave him be, he's suffering from cake rage.

by Lord_Mittens November 10, 2010

Booty Cakes

Another way of saying dingle berry.

You need to wipe your ass more! I can smell and hear your booty cakes!

by GhostHunter September 21, 2005

fart cake

someone who is cute, but farts a lot

my dog

by Holly October 04, 2003

Noob cake

You suck at everything

Ben brookman is a noob cake because he sucks

by noobykins April 01, 2009

fairy cake

Cunt especially of the lesbian variety, especially with a butterfly in butter cream topping

Licking out all the butter cream from my girlfriend's fairy cake is making me into a very fat lesbian

by bealfakelesbian September 17, 2009

bake a cake

To flirt with your boyfriend and/or girlfriend on the phone, and be overly sweet to them.

V. Being overly sweet to said bf/gf on the phone.

Jim- Where is Bob?

Rick- Oh he's just left to bake a cake with his girlfriend on the phone. Man, he is sappy when he's around her.

by playa42343 April 30, 2008