Seltzer Baby

A seltzer baby is where you pull your someones pants down and pour/splash sparkling water in someones asscrack "must be non consensual"

"Hey did you hear that Connor totally gave dylon a seltzer baby"

by Mr.buiscuitz September 12, 2021

Baby Spencer

a teenager, in high school, who's mother makes him lunch in a bag every day. he acts like a baby.

"baby spencers always have a nice lunch

by kendra harp August 29, 2010

stirring the baby

Having sex while pregnant.

The doctor said it was ok to have sex, so I'm going home and stirring the baby.

by Volfan77 June 16, 2016

Belly Babies

When she swallows

Joe: did you see Abby last night?
Cody: yeah I gave her some belly babies last night

by PensBoozeAnger November 22, 2019

hurricane baby

A baby that is born exactly 9 months after a tropical storm. Babies are often conceived during bad storms because their parents thought they had literally minutes left to live.

“Trees and cars and debris kept hitting our house, the water was flooding over 4 feet outside, it was too late to evacuate, so we just made the most of the moment...9 months later, out popped our little hurricane baby.”

by ARealHurricaneBaby June 10, 2019

Dead babies

Babies are yummy but went they are cooked the best man. You should try it.

Dead babies are yummy

by FANTANMAN January 13, 2020

Baby Amore

The best woman of all. She cares the most, loves you the most, and even brings the joy in you. She is just irresistible and happy to be with. She is just the woman of your life.

My Baby Amore is here.

by Baby Chris June 20, 2021