Boner Check

When something possibly sexual happens in a game of Dungeons & Dragons and the Dungeon Master wants to see if a character will pop a boner, or, if female, simply become aroused

"I want to flirt with the elf."
"She slaps you, roll a boner check."
"I rolled a 10."
"20, You get a boner."

by DMTice40 August 1, 2015

boner cause

someone so sexy it causes you a boner

damn, man, that girl is some serious boner cause

by smartpanties123 December 25, 2013

Boner Break

When your boner is so strong and hard it rips through your undies and pants. Mostly common in extremely strong people like Chuck Norris, and other individuals with rock hard cocks with strength stronger than most men.

"Dude, so that hot teacher Jessica was teaching class today on Sexual Health and I was so hard I had a boner break and everyone saw my rock hard cock"

by GeniusBansel December 29, 2017

Face-boner

Something that really sucks, or is really depressing

My birthday was a total face-boner again

by YOUNOWHAVEONEKNEECAP January 11, 2009

pop a boner

To pop a boner means for a guy to rapidly get a raging hard-on.

Every time I see naked guys in the cadet showers, I pop a boner!

by USAF Cadet March 27, 2021

boner fart

when you have a boner and it farts at you.

dan had a meen boner fart, it wouldint stop barking at the kids.

by slap happy rice October 24, 2007

Leg Boner

1) What happens when you are in extremely close quarters (i.e. a hug) with someone and you get an erection their leg.

2) A true test to see if a girl's into you.

1) Guy 1: So I was hugging Tina today...
Guy 2: What happened?
Guy 1: I got a leg boner and I think she liked it!

2) Guy 1: I think Tina likes me but I'm not sure.
Guy 2: Use the leg boner test.

by Pudge/Kyle October 16, 2008