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Andrew

He's your God
Andrew
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Andrew

It's a fucking name
His name is Andrew
by Hey there hi there November 23, 2021
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Andrew Salter

To take something pure and potent, give it status, make it cool and share it with the masses.
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Andrew

An introverted person to some, yet wild extrovert to others. Very kind hearted to those he cares about yet can be an absolute menace if you get on his bad side. Will dick down a girl the right way, is always really lit with his friends. Can smoke an ungodly amount of weed and if he does other drugs will outdo you in any. Absolute party animal yet really chill when you get to know him. people that don't know him that well will probably think he's a dick honestly but he's not
guy 1: Wow Andrew is really cool bruh
guy 2: yeah bruh he is lit
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Andrew

Andrew is a big ol gay guy. He may want to be a teacher but he is definitely a perv…. Andrew always says “this is the year!” when McDonalds Monopoly rolls around. Mistaken for an Orangutang by some students, the cure to some weight gain is a nice fast according to Andrew.
That drive went 200 yards, who hit it?

Must’ve been Andrew
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Andrew

Andrew’s are usually mild mannered average people that tend to fit into the grey area between extroverts and introverts. However they’re fucking awesome to hang out with, one minute they’re telling side splitting jokes and the next they’re roasting everyone with their sharp wit and talking about how many women they’ve porked. They usually have a few close friends that are more important to them than their own family. They are usually the chef of their friend group because they love food and they’ll be making the tastiest fucking sandwiches that ever grace the earth.

they’re usually the people who love art and music a lot. You can usually find Andrew’s listening to some stoner type music or painting things meticulously.

On a final note, while they can talk to new people no problem they still have a hard time making new friends. If you have an Andrew keep that fucker close because when shit hits the fan he’ll be the first one defending your ass.
Andrew: man I need to break it off with my girlfriend, she’s fucking crazy.

Rando: For real dude? Gimme her number I’ll take care of her.

Andrew: Sure no problem. Sends Rando’s moms number.

Rando: What the fuck man that’s my mom!

Andrew: Yeah I know tell her to top up the prepaid account she made me so I can get some dill picklers.
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Andrew Wetzel

A goofy guy who is very weird and has no friends
Wow i really don't like him he is like andrew wetzel
by andrewsawin421 May 16, 2023
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