Light Year

A theoretical unit of measurement used by NASA and related illuminati "scientists" to sell you a completely false cosmological paradigm.

Nasa Scientist 1: I can't wait to rip off tax payers with the heliocentric bullshit.

Nasa Scientist 2: Yea it'll take these dim wits several light years to get the joke.

Nasa Scientist 1: yea lol, wankers

by Basedaf111 August 08, 2022

Light year

Used to measure ur mother

Person A: What is a lightyear

Person: B: Light year is the only way to measure the size of ur mother

by dickchungus June 07, 2021

PAGILLION YEARS OLD M8

A number with 17 zeros

My Cat is PAGILLION YEARS OLD M8

by Pagillion November 13, 2020

16 years older

The perfect age difference for an Oregon couple to be. If he is 51 from Oregon and she is 35 from Montana. Both gone through enough shit in life. Donny and Larra meet.

Donny 51 is 16 years older then Larra 35, on the first date , they made it in the Urban dictionary.

by Pdxtomopin February 07, 2023

30 year swing

Within a 24 hr period, you wake up in the morning with a female that is 30 years younger than the chick you're hooking up with that night.

It was just yesterday he got a 30 year swing.

First the Gilf, then the granddaughter, talk about a 30 year swing.

by Przk December 21, 2018

Year Of The Snitch

Death grips 6th studio album and probably their last.

"i can't believe Year Of The Snitch is that good, it's my new favorite album."

by RETARDW March 13, 2024

800 years loud

When your screams profound noises while playing ps4 with your friends

Mom your being 800 years loud!

by Magikarp January 15, 2018