wade wood

frat ya

1: "Are you really going to brush your teeth with a lit cigarette?"

2: "yea I'm just gonna pull a wade wood"

by dickleweed April 2, 2014

Mr wood

A smexy handsome old man with long brown hair. He is tall and catches all the ladies attention. He is a very attractive man and some may say he's dirty man who likes to have flirty fun and eats eggs and stamped on miss lords head and she cried for days. She only wanted that handsome man in her bed for one night.

Hey did you see him over there
Hell yeah he was hot
Must have been mr wood

by Riddle riddy December 22, 2020

witch of the wood

Someone that can keep a penis erect after multiple orgasms

Bro 1: Yea that girl I hooked up with last night was a witch of the wood

Bro 2: I still get no bitches.

by Devious_Spaghet March 22, 2022

First Wood Phenomenon

This is when a girl is magnetically attracted to the first guy who penetrated her.

Aliyah has the First Wood Phenomenon she can't get him out her head... it's been yearss

by DefineUrbaaanWrds May 8, 2025

Leftover wood

You just fucked someone but you still wanna fuck so you call someone else

Mary went to Tom’s who came to quickly so she called up Bill for leftover wood

by Marystales January 30, 2021

chipping the wood

the act of masturbating through the instrumentation of pain or harmful tools to receive pleasure

man you seen Ricardo? ''no he must be chipping the wood''

by blackrain3 March 25, 2010

you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid.

duwang translation of jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable. hazamada punched his stand, surface, which is made out of wood.

hazamada: *punches surface* "damn it hurts!"

surface: you OK reatard? i am wood. stupid.

by kitpysaysfuckyou January 2, 2024