Wanker

A wanker is a British insult that could be used in two different ways.
1.somebody who masturbates frequently
2.A general insult

1.John beats his meat three times a day, he’s a massive wanker!
2. You fucking wanker!!!

by blah_blah-blah_ May 7, 2023

Wanker

A helpful and extremely kind human being. However, the word Wank is not related to the word Wanker at all.

Joe: Hey, can you help me hide this body?
Frank: Ofcourse I Can!
Joe: Thanks, you are such a Wanker!

by ILikeToIdentifyAsYourMother May 16, 2023

wankelmut

When you hit a good drive in golf

He gave it the wankelmut

by Gahahwjwieo May 20, 2023

wankers mouth

Some alpha Irish traveller slams for sexy hippy pirate guys

Fuck man you suck a wankers mouth Grrrrr

by Shnookywook July 17, 2023

Wanker

Kim

kim: the coat is brown!
me: no it’s blue you wanker!

by bluecoatforever July 24, 2023

Wanker

A person who is a lame and cant get a girlfriend so he spends all his time masturbating.

He isnt going out with her. He is a wanker for fucks sake!

by anonymous August 24, 2023

Wanker

One of the go-to phrases of Billy Butcher from The Boys. It is used mostly when shit happens or Butcher wants to curse someone. In the third episode of the TV series, Butcher sends a gift to his bastard son Ryan, the word "Wanker" transformed from a vulgar curse into a secret only known between the father and son.

"Don't be a Wanker." Illegible handwriting
"Wanker!" Butcher to his imaginary self (The persona is a friend from the mission but Butcher left him to die in a shit hole)

by Arthur.zhang July 19, 2024