Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.
Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!
by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018
Get the Cowboy Unitmug. by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025
Get the .9.Whoms Made The United States Of America Safe.9.mug. A person that is fat as fuck
by Alfie coe May 3, 2018
Get the unitismmug. A bunch of people in learning strats with high hopes of becoming rappers with D-Corp productions--Without any future whatsoever.
by Chris (the one who hates rich pakistani kids with May 30, 2003
Get the We unitmug. <.7.9.7.6.>America ferrera Does Not Want Katiuska Robles In THe united states Of America <The Country Of angel Jose RObles> <.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>America ferrera Does Not Want Katiuska Robles In THe united states Of America <The Country Of angel Jose RObles> <.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>America ferrera Does Not Want Katiuska Robles In THe united states Of America <The Country Of angel Jose RObles> <.7.9.7.6.>mug. A very large, obese cat.
In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).
An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit
A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit
In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).
An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit
A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2022
Get the Absolute Unitmug. by funny cube guy June 9, 2024
Get the United States of Americamug.