maxs dick

12 incher with 10 inch gerth. Almost a shlong.

last night i saw a maxs dick. it was insane.

by lily goldy April 26, 2021

Max

The type of person who will accept you no matter what, because they are a wonderful human being. They are kind and patient, maybe too patient sometimes. Max is someone who deserves all admiration in the world and deserves to have their soul complimented more, since they posses such a beautiful one.

The world is better with Max in it!

by Psych.bunny October 26, 2024

D-MAX

D-MAX, or DMAX, is Dimethylallylxanthine. Sometimes 10 times stronger than Caffeine (TMX, Trimethylxanthine), yet the same amount of heart stimulation. So 20mg DMAX will feel like 200mg of Caffeine in mental effects, yet be super mild on the heart and blood pressure like 20mg Caffeine. While caffeine kicks in in 1/2 an hour, DMAX kicks in at 3 hours.

Dave: I tried 20mg of DMAX (or D-MAX) and it kicked in at around 3 hours. It felt like a Monster energy drink. It's super caffeine.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 17, 2024

Max

Likes to dig through the flaps to get to the prize

I like to Max all in TA

by Adam Ferrell Macrae nabua III May 22, 2024

Max Bardgett

Max is the Top tech of the 0151, he is very angry but mildly accoustic, with a stick and OBD Reader he is unstoppable, pop and bang hater and old Audi saviour.
amazing with girls if you couldn't tell (pyar sarcasm)

disclaimer - Deaf

person 1 - "Max Bardgett"
max bardgett - "the wha"
person 1 - "init max"

by Notmaxbardgettfr March 7, 2024

Max

Max's are handsome, athletic, hilarious, and talented singers. They will always be there to cheer you up and their smile will always give you a beautiful feeling. Max's knows how to treat them girls right, get yourself a Max ladies~.

Max's most compatible lovers are Angie's

"What's that guys name?"
"Oh, his name is Tom."
"I thought their name was Max for a second."

by Autumna and Angela March 3, 2019

max's life

max jumps in his ride and then drive to friend girls house , maki taki get all girls . he clappy tappys them all he makes make them his mate. maki taki is a alpha male

hhas your life ever felt like max's life

by Liamy boiii December 19, 2021