We're a Happy Family

An awesome song by The Ramones

We're a happy family
We're a happy family
We're a happy family
Me mom and daddy
Sitting here in queens
Eating refried beans
We're in all magazines
Gulpin' down thorazines
We ain't got no friends
Our troubles never end
No christmas cards to send
Daddy likes men
Daddy's telling lies
Baby's eating flies
Mommy's on pills
Baby's got the chills
I'm friends with the president
I'm friends with the pope
We're all making a fortune
Selling daddy's dope

by jimmithy December 21, 2003

happy tappy

someone who has a crush and who is in lust with someone.

Will's Car made him feel happy tappy!

by WD40/car September 26, 2008

adult happy meals

A total ripoff. It's McDonald's meal for people looking to eat healthy. It works, but there's nothing happy about it.

Fuck this salad, give me a burger. Oh, I forgot, they don't have real burgers here either. Better go to Carl's Jr.

by combat_rock May 17, 2004

happy-shampoo-dance

Where you are happy and dance because you have shampoo on your head. One needs to be exceedingly happy about having shampoo on one's head to truly perform a successful happy-shampoo-dance.

"I did the happy shampoo dance."

by (=] November 16, 2004

Trigger Happy T.V.

A show similar to, but much better than, Jackass. Dom Jolly is the man.

HELLO?! YEAH I'M IN THE MOVIES! NO, ITS RUBBISH, ABSOLUTELY RUBBISH!

by Big Boss Whitey July 12, 2005

happy noodle boy

A comic drawn by Jhonen Vasquez which features a deranged and babbling stick-figure who shouts random gibberish. Usually gets shot or explodes in the comic.

Examples of ranting is below

farking doughnut!! Mock me? You fried cyclops!!

Accept my heartwarming gift of tree scratchies!!! I absolve thee!!

by chenry August 31, 2004

Happy 4th of July

During sex, when a guy is about to finish, he pulls out and shoots straight up into the air (like fireworks), yelling "Happy 4th of July!"

"So how was your 4th of July party?"
"It was awesome! And my girlfriend came over after the party and I gave her a Happy 4th of July!"

by WinkWinkNudgeNudge November 11, 2013