hearts their own text

So so sad

Zooey hearts their own text because they are not funny

by Llllllllllllllli May 16, 2022

Cop On Text

Having a dirty cop dirty cop on your pocket that will twist facts to help you avoid being arrested.

I got a Cop In My Pocket and another Cop On Text, I can do whatever I want.

by SaltiestBastard August 31, 2022

Trojan horse text

A text that lulls someone with read receipts into a false sense of security with the iMessage preview thinking they can safely assume what the rest says, but the second half of the text is the real message.

My friend takes FOREVER to reply unless I send a Trojan horse text:

“I need to tell you something. Ever since the day I first met you, I have always loved how our friendship has been strictly platonic. Can you give me a ride to the airport tomorrow?”

by MinnesotaMan612 September 13, 2022

Hulk Hogan text buster

When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like they have big hands like Andre The Giant.

The Hulk Hogan text buster made people’s business more efficient.

by Coop Dupe October 18, 2022

National risky text day on march 3rd

send someone a risky text on National risky text day on march 3rd

i just sent lily a text on National risky text day on march 3rd

by national days of the dictionar March 3, 2023

Wall of text

Hey, I'm just insulting you blatantly. Believe it or not that gif is just the gif that appeared as a search result. I WILL beat you up though. I am where I am and said what I said and if you take issue with anything that I've said you're going to have to take issue with it in the context of my international fame and sucess as a writer and commentator. Which is why it isn't ACTUALLY indirect. There's nothing INDIRECT happening on my end. I am Hym now.

Hym "No, if I had any real criticism I would come in the for of a wall of text and I know you don't read those. I just want you to know that I watched the video. Really, what's funny about the insults is that you know who I am, you know where I am, you KNOW I can't go anywhere, and you know that acknowledging me would immediately grant me the capacity to go wherever I need to be to call your bluff on not saying things to the faces of people. I'd work out first. Fix the hole in my tooth. Get some antibiotics in me. Bam! Perfectly ready to say whatever I need to say to whoevers face I please. You're just ignoring me. That's all. You can't call my bluff because my status elevates immediately. You have to tolerate the insults because IF YOU DON'T and I'm not the coward you need to frame me as, I gain immediately. Just like that stupid fucking cripple. You see it? You see how fucking irritating that is? You going to work there and tolerate that? You can barely tolerate what I'm going NOW! YOU CHOSE THE SAME RESPONSE I DID! APPARENTLY I GOT IT RIGHT! I AM DOING IT RIGHT AND I KNOW THAT BECAUSE I TRIGGER THE SAME RESPONSE! HA!"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2023

That’s textbook

Something that is so true, you can’t help but say something.

Friend: That girl is so hot
You: that’s textbook dude!!

by mamimunch69 September 4, 2023