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junk text

when someone sends you a text with a picture of their junk. Normally this text is not something you wanted or expected.
I was dating a guy and he junk texted me, I was grossed out and never saw him again!
by Flav101 December 18, 2013
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text boner

Noun.

Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.

(Can be used by both genders)
Sexual Excitment

John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D

Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....

Hint at being horny.

Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3

Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)
by Kayleon December 4, 2013
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Text turn

To walk into a place without having a sense of where you are going then to pull out your phone, pretend to read a text message, and turn the other way.
I accidentally walked into the wrong aisle in Publix and everyone seemed to be watching me, so I text turned back to where I needed to go.
by 161455 March 8, 2015
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Goodbye text

A goodbye text is what you get when you have someone you know that has a form of depression and is about to leave the world, commit suicide.
I'm so sad, Jamie sent me a goodbye text
by Thelonelygurl110 September 16, 2016
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text-back disorder

When you simply see the message but don't respond and a pattern forms. It becomes more severe.
"I have a bad case of the text-back disorder"
by Modern Day Disorders August 7, 2017
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No balls texting

To only have balls to text people shit, not to actually say it to their face.
No balls texting: when one room mate doesn't have the balls to say things to your face so they resort to texting you.
by Kickit kid December 15, 2011
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by Idioticthings@idiots.com February 9, 2022
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