Don’t take a picture

Used to convey that the speaker does not want remember the current state they are in.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.

“It’s been a bad day, please don’t take a picture.”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

take the top off

To throw up a little bit to make yourself feel better when you’ve been drinking.... prematurely to when one would “pull trig”

Oh boy that pregame hit different. I need to take the top off!

by Thiccc nick October 9, 2020

take me off

bleeding of the spermatozoa ! (OR, clit-titillation!) the help of another human in reaching the sexual zenith !

breaking the bonds of gravity upon achieving sexual release !

he / she rapidly got down to 'business' trying to take me off !

she thought, i didn't think he would take me off !

by michael foolsley December 19, 2021

Taking the kettle to bed

Going insane.

Jack is really taking the kettle to bed during that shrooms trip.

by Avarin December 27, 2019

I’ll take a Pasadena

When playing cards or being served something that one doesn’t wish. Reply. ‘I‘ll take a Pasadena on that’.

I’ll take a Pasadena on that, means the same as pass.

Instead of just a pass, one would say this.

I’m good with my hand. I’ll take a Pasadena.

No thanks, I’ll take a Pasadena on the ‘Do it yourself Appendectomy Kit’!

by GonzoJhawk August 4, 2023

take it from the man

Having to sacrifice or take on a great burden for little or no personal gain

I have to go to work and take it from the man tomorrow.

by pipedream345 September 30, 2015

Taking the chickens to Cambridge

Euphemism for a middle aged man persuading numerous 'hens' into his car to show them a good time away from his wife.

We're going on holiday with the family but first I'm taking the chickens to Cambridge

by JeffyWys February 13, 2019