taco rice

An Okinawan treat made for US Marines and Sailors consisting simply of white rice, taco meat, and shredded cheese. While simple enough, repeated attempts to recreate it stateside have failed. Whether its some crazy Asian spice or good old fashioned street crack, SOMETHING in Okinawan taco rice makes the the best damn drunk food on the planet and simply irresistible.

"We drinking in Kin-town tonight?" "Hell yes, and we're hitting Gate 4 up on the way back for taco rice!"

by Thundering Thirder February 20, 2014

Chuco Taco

When you get your penis red with menstrual fluid then go anal and get a little feces on your penis thus ressembaling a Chicos Taco.

I couldn't eat Chicos Tacos for a month after my extra cheesy Chuco Taco

by kaygee33 September 30, 2015

Taco Police

The new name of all the police in the state of Arizona.

Just because I have a tan, the taco police pulled me over today to make sure I was legal.

by The Amazing Blue September 14, 2010

Taco Shorts

When a girl is wearing a pair in too short, too tight shorts & her hoo-haa looks like a taco. Also known as camel toe

That girl should have gotten a size bigger on her shorts, they definitely look like taco shorts on her!

by SamanthaDear June 10, 2011

Taco Faker

A man posing as a woman without the knowledge of even their closest friends.

"Guy's I've got something to tell you. I'm a taco faker"

by Mcmolty March 13, 2009

mint taco

1. It's when you douche with mouthwash
2. It's a nice snack, light and refreshing

I got myself a mint taco last week, it still stings!

by lepotate August 30, 2018

Shrimp Taco

The act of having sex with a man who you wouldn't think had a small penis, but did

My friend Emma got totally shrimp taco'd by that hot guy at the bar last night!

by BigNoseBigDick August 09, 2017