by im black as hell October 6, 2019

Empty-nester who decides to dust off her twenty-five year old education degree and tutor local kids at her kitchen table, hence the term "kitchen table lady". Because she's a bit older people think she knows what she's doing, but since she hasn't kept up with changes in the field all of her methods are outdated. Also applies to decorators, designers, therapists etc. who may be well-intentioned, but are too backwards to do any good.
by bottomlless November 17, 2010

by bloopbloop247 September 21, 2021

A place where girls go to get closer to guys and lose interest in studies so they can be with the Hamptons. Also where people put photos of Ed Sheeran everywhere especially in cubicles with blue tack. Also the home of the ever ominous L4L Gerald, who despite being a spud managed to get into an all girls school. Gerald is described as having a large toothy smile and thick luscious eyebrows. ALL HAIL GERALD THE SPUD. If you would like to join Gerald’s cult please go to the Instagram account: Gerald.spud. Btw the cult or is a work in progress ALL HAIL GERALD
by Gerald’s Devoted Worshipper October 13, 2021

by Kitty Wake June 1, 2021

Sam: My girlfriend is Lady ante gagum
Joe: wtf dude?
Sam: She is so sweet yet totaly loco ;)
Joe: i see..smh
Joe: wtf dude?
Sam: She is so sweet yet totaly loco ;)
Joe: i see..smh
by sambuguz March 2, 2011

by Anonymous August 22, 2003
