kitchen table lady

Someone who dabbles in a profession that they have little or outdated knowledge of.

Empty-nester who decides to dust off her twenty-five year old education degree and tutor local kids at her kitchen table, hence the term "kitchen table lady". Because she's a bit older people think she knows what she's doing, but since she hasn't kept up with changes in the field all of her methods are outdated. Also applies to decorators, designers, therapists etc. who may be well-intentioned, but are too backwards to do any good.

by bottomlless November 17, 2010

Crazy Frog Lady

Similar to the crazy cat lady, the crazy frog lady is obsessed with the amphibian genera. This obsession is to the point that it negatively impacts all other parts of the persons life, be it friendships, relationships or work. The crazy frog lady would put frog life above human life if she had the choice.

'Oh shit man, have you seen the crazy frog lady, what does she look like?'

'Yeah bro, shes the weird looking one with the frog hat and holding the frog'

by TeddyGe May 23, 2021

ladies hat trick

Is when you lick eat and bang your milf's pussy all in the same session in other words you score 3 different ways

I pulled a ladies hat trick on my girl last night by licking , eating and banging her pussy

by BIG T 49 December 2, 2022

Small tit lady

the female worker next to you. most likely a karen relative or just karen.

(guy) Hey Small tit lady
(lady) the fuck

by im black as hell October 6, 2019

Lady Eleanor Holles

A place where girls go to get closer to guys and lose interest in studies so they can be with the Hamptons. Also where people put photos of Ed Sheeran everywhere especially in cubicles with blue tack. Also the home of the ever ominous L4L Gerald, who despite being a spud managed to get into an all girls school. Gerald is described as having a large toothy smile and thick luscious eyebrows. ALL HAIL GERALD THE SPUD. If you would like to join Gerald’s cult please go to the Instagram account: Gerald.spud. Btw the cult or is a work in progress ALL HAIL GERALD

Woah those girls look like they’re from Lady Eleanor Holles

by Gerald’s Devoted Worshipper October 13, 2021

lady ante gagum

When Lady Antebellum and Lady Gaga form a duo.

Means crayz and sane at the same time.

Sam: My girlfriend is Lady ante gagum

Joe: wtf dude?

Sam: She is so sweet yet totaly loco ;)

Joe: i see..smh

by sambuguz March 2, 2011

yakima county lady

a woman that is stupid or infact doing something intierly ditsy...or plain retarded.

by Anonymous August 22, 2003