Cow meat

A weird way to say "beef"

A: Hi u wanna come over and try my homemade cow meat noodles?
B: Cow meat?? U mean beef??
A: Oh, yes
B: Eww, why would you say it like that... That's like calling milk 'cow juice'

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 12, 2021

The Cow God

the useage of a deep "metal" sounding voice to make fun of an 80's or 90's band.

also a local celebrity in the northern new jersey region, infamous for "tagging" street signs, walls, bathrooms, floors and small spaces in his highschool.

"Joseph, where is that fool, he must get on his knees, and pray, to THE COW GOD!!!!!!"

by turbobaby March 12, 2010

cow

a animal used for meat/leather/milk.

P.S. If your here to explode this website with horny definitions then please hit your self in the head

person one: hey guess what?
person two :yeah
person one: GUESS WHAT THE WORD COW MEANS
person two: is it a way to fuck someone
person one : NO YOU DIRTY MINDED BITCH IT IS A ANIMAL YOU FUCKING RETARD

by MOHZTHEG January 20, 2023

Mad cow disease

When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit

Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick

Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho

by Wengerbender May 1, 2014

Cow

Reham.

Reham the cow

eats grass.

by Gay faggots March 12, 2022

Dirty dairy cow

When a male is on his hands and knees and an occupant grab his penis and starts milking it like an udder while fingering his rectum

I got milk so good like a dirty dairy cow

by Defineray February 27, 2024

cow-orker

A fellow scientist. Cow-orkers are normally seen observing vollatile radoactive isatopes with hasty. Unfortunately, their job often ends with them being blowed to smitheroons

Gordon Freechman was studying in his was studying laboratoried.
Fellow scientist cow-orker Jimm said “Gordon Freemant what are you working on”

by SMTElitist July 18, 2023