Changing My Socks

A classy way of saying that you're masturbating.
Girl:wyd?
Guy:changing my socks.
Girl:you're gross.
by alunaleeee January 26, 2015
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Sock on a Bus Stop

When you're sitting on the top deck of the bus and you see a sock on top of the bus shelter.

You don't really know how it got up there and what is it doing up there. The sock have elevated beyond its ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb arse put him there to begin with
That little man David is like a Sock on a Bus Stop. I don't know how he got here!
by Bitch named Rachel November 07, 2018
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minnesota snow sock

the minnesota originated act of pulling the condom off after sex and slapping the shit out of your partner with the gizziful snow sock.
Did you guys hear that Preston pulled the minnesota snow sock on rachel last week?
by bignutzputz69 June 16, 2020
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Shreks Toe Sock

When you mash up a bologna sandwich in a ziplock bag full of donkey semen, then proceed to shove it down your child's throat as a form of discipline.
Little Johnny was being a real bitch today in class, so I gave him a good taste of Shreks Toe Sock.
by TheWettestDream February 01, 2017
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Political Sock Puppet

Used to describe a person who has no original thoughts, opinions, or ideas of his/her own. Instead they regurgitate the "party-line" or talking points of others; usually of their particular political party.

Sock puppets can be seen on FauxNews and on Talk Radio. The GOP will put out its talking points and you can pick out the sock puppets because they will repeat the talking points; usually words for word.

Sock puppets can be seen among the Democrats and Left as well typically among young liberals who have adopted liberal bias without actually thinking. These specimens exist but are far more uncommon than amoung the Republicans, conservatives, christians and other right-wingers. Whose sock puppets cover the entire spectrum, as right-wingers are more likely to accept things on faith alone. Because if their leaders say its true, then it has to be true.

1. Get a clue! You're Dubya's sock puppet.
2. Limbaugh is a GOP sock puppet.
3. Look you sock puppet if I wanted to hear from you I'd turn on FauxNews.
4. "It's Clintons fault."
5. The GOP speaks and the mouths of a thousand political sock puppets move.

Examples of people who are Political Sock Puppets are
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Bill O'reilly
George W Bush
Tony Snow
Every "Ditto-head"
Most christians
Almost all conservatives
ALmost all Republicans
by Bubba Backwater October 16, 2006
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Tuna and Old Socks

A term used to describe the peculiar odor emmitted by the elderly.
Cletus: Jimmi's mum smells like tuna and old socks.
Bob: What? Oh yeah, that bitch smells like old.

by Marty Webb June 05, 2008
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sock full of pennyz

everyone should listen to sock full of pennyz.
by wakkawakka January 12, 2004
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