Pump slap

When you slap your meat rod like it's a cheap hooker. Usually done when tender love isn't enough anymore.

Dang man...Dude was pump slapping his sausage rocket last night...Sounded like it was gonna come through the wall and end up calling 911.

by Silky Rad February 15, 2017

grope-slap

A grope-slap is when someone rejects a groping by someone. Often used when someone is groped in public. Mostly used to ward away perverts and unwanted touches by people of the opposite sex. The slap of a grope-slap is eqivilant in power to that that of a yeti slap and a chimp slap.

Kyle: Hey Talia, come here.
Talia: What?
Kyle: *gropes*
Talia: *slaps*
Random person: You've been grope-slapped! Congradulations!
Kyle&Talia: WTF?

by Blackened Wings August 31, 2009

Slapped a Bee

had sex

Tommy slapped a bee today...

by Tbalboa August 14, 2010

Bastard Slap

When a woman bitch slaps a man.

Woman: "Is there something called a bastard slap? Cause I wanted to do that to the driveway paver tonight. What an asshole."

by Turbo Joe Viturbo September 2, 2010

Ninja slap

A slap made with such speed, with so little noise, that the victim is suddenly in pain without knowing what hit them.

Dude, the other day, I totally ninja slapped the local douche bag at my school. He never knew who hit him.

by JaxD. November 16, 2010

Jew-Slap

when one takes a large quantity of paper money and slaps another person with said wad of bills. Origin from the fact that jews poses large disposable sums of money.

After getting his paycheck in cash, Josh jew-slapped his co-workers.

by monkeyfaggotniggerchinkybeaner May 20, 2010

rough slap

to put sand or salt in your hand and then slap someone in their face. helps bruise it better.

my bitch got a rough slap for smoothtalking another man.

by gaggdsfsdfasd January 20, 2007