slapping the panda

This is when you are mouth fucking someone when their head is upside down (they are on their back with their head hanging off the bed) you fuck so hard that your balls hit their eyes and give them black eyes like a panda. Before you cum you pull out and slap you cock across their face while you cum, painting their face white.

Two nights ago I hooked up with this person that was really into slapping the panda.

by Localbuzz December 26, 2014

Man Slapped

Where a man slaps someone across the face with their cock.

Also a Man Slap

After the Blowjob Jeff Man Slapped Mandy

by jockofclubs May 20, 2008

Wicked Slap

When one jizzes in the palm of their hand and then slaps someone across the face leaving a stringy trail of jizz.

I gave my friend with long blonde hair a wicked slap across the face.

by sticky face May 12, 2008

walrus slap

Flat-palm slapping a woman's wet vagina. The hand resembles a walrus "flipper" and the wet slap will remind one of the sound of waves crashing.

"Here comes the walrus slap!"
"Wait what--"
(squelsh)

by Twist of Lemon February 18, 2013

Slapping the skinhead

A violent form of male masturbation.

Steve- "hey man, what the hell were you doing in the shower?"

Tim- "I was just slapping the skinhead."

by Nick P-dizzle August 10, 2007

chowder slap

n - a open handed smack to the face of another while ones hand is full of semen

v- to strike in above said manner

This bitch was actin a fool, so i gave her a mighty chowder slap.

by Denise Fleming is a Tampon December 22, 2008

slap kiss

when someone kisses their hand then skips you across the face transferring the kiss (not really)

yesterday Josh gave me a slap kiss

by chocolate pig feet December 9, 2016