Skip to main content
a word used to replace the word skeet in the class room, so that the teacher thinks the children are discussing movement of the desk
Dude, don't scoot o or near me you queer!
Scoot by sheehan_SUCKs-Balls July 14, 2006
a white crystalline powder derived from the coca plant which is cultivated mainly in columbia and peru, abusers insuffulate the powder and it sends you to the clouds for about 40 minutes then sends you crashing to the mirrow and finding another mcdonalds straw for another rail of sweet cocaine.
ex. "i went to pick up some shnoots so i could shnoot it up all night long."

"eric clapton liked to rail shnoots before every show."
shnoots by Snooter Magavin August 18, 2006

scootcicles

1. Adj. Nearly being hit and/or run over by a scooter. (See closecicles: for other modes of transportation) 2. (N.) A close encounter with a fast moving scooter.
Example for n.: “You rotten kids! Stop riding your scooters on my sidewalk. My heart can’t any more scootcicles."
scootcicles by Manolio April 15, 2007

shnooter 

a shnooter is that guy who always takes a rip but never packs a bowl, who always bums a beer but never buys a 30 rack. you know him, and you despise him.
damn, the sambeez totally shnooted a bowl off me today, that dude is such a shnooter.

scooterpooh 

When something is totally and completely screwed up, originally applied to horrible spelling and grammar. Similar to FUBAR.
(original) This resume we just got is totally scooterpoohed. Listen to this ...
"Dear, Whom ever it may conceren
Is your company a friendly out going staff? As a proson that wonts to see your company succed .." etc etc.

(current) Man, my weekend was entirely scooterpoohed.

scooterpooh by nogtank October 11, 2007

Scooter's 

A Bomb-Ass Coffeehouse that Jacque Josh and Courtney OWN! Also see Love Shack and yummy
Dude we gosta head down to scooter's for some crazy partaying!
Scooter's by Coffeemastas September 25, 2008