bumping nuts

When two men partake in the act of bumping their nuts together in a homosexual fashion.

The two boys were bored while sitting on the golf cart so they began bumping nuts.

by Tymanguy July 7, 2014

Nuke Nut

A massive load of nut busted after a long dry spell of no sex or masturbation.

After no nut November I blew a nuke nut on December first. It was rope after rope.

I just blew a nuke nut in my crust sock.

Rachel was surprised when I blew a nuke nut down her throat. Her eyes watered but she took it like a boss.

by Dick Onchin December 28, 2020

Eternal Nut

A nut so incredibly powerful that it can cause a singularity in the spacetime continuum and rupture the buttholes of all men. If u perform this into a guy’s booty, unfortunately ur semen will vanish into another man’s butthole

Oh shit I accidentally did an eternal nut, where did my homie’s butthole go

by Omega nut masta November 3, 2019

Nut cracker

when you balls get hit so hard it explodes

Person 1: hey you steal my peanut >:(((((
Person 2: no
Person 1: yes you did you peice of shit, *does the nut cracker*
Person 2: AHH WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Person 1: no kid for you :))))))
Person 2: you know what? PROVE IT.
Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

by Nut in my mouth oh yeah September 5, 2021

Fish nut

When you love fish or fishing just a little too much. Similar to a "gun nut"

"Wow, Uncle Ricky has been fishing for 3 days straight! He is a serious fish nut"
"My husband has spent $3000 on fish and fish accessories this year! I sometimes question my decision of marrying such a fish nut"

by fishnutzz January 22, 2021

Nut slug

The drop of cum that hits the floor, bed, etc. after you bust your load in a chick and she stands up causing the "Nut Slug" to fall out and leave a slim ball

Eww is that my nut slug on the floor?

by GustavinStevens September 9, 2016

pickle nuts

A vinigar/ salty smell produced between the inner thigh and scrotum after a long day of sweat producing activities such as construction work or working out at the gym.

I've been working all day and have a bad case of the Pickle nuts.

by Handsome Rice September 3, 2016