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Noah

Noah is sweet and caring, but don't fall for him. he will break your heart over and over again.
girl 1: *crying*
girl 2: What's wrong?
girl 1: I fell for Noah!
girl 2: I made the same mistake. It's okay, the pain goes away in time. :(
by mostAmazingTrees3 June 16, 2020
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Noah

A name to be fucked up by all (100% guaranteed)

a P.I.M.P. (usually true)

usually has a cock twelve light years long

almost always a sweet wrestler (some exceptions apply)

a chick magnet, loved by all females (you know it)
boy - "yo Noah is soooooo cool"

girl - "Noahis soooo cute, I bet his dick is massive"
by gregofthesea November 9, 2022
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Noah Estes

This man is your average douchebag basically a bag of cocks. He is also a non profit hoeing hoe also a slut but he never gets pussy or nudes cause hes such a dick to everyone.
Hey did you ask that Noah Estes looking kid to the party? Cause im pretty sure he wanted in on our sausage fest.
by Lets be honest?!?! May 17, 2019
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Noah

The huge dangling part of the female vulva, preferring to stay in the dick.
I want to go to the game but Tom is being a Noah.
by 2004kid August 13, 2018
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noah coffi

he is the stinkiest of them all
by linalunaaa September 2, 2022
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Noah

Super cool person who is so amazing and cool
Noah is super cool
by 69y guys May 4, 2022
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Noah

No one thinks it but Noah has the biggest penis around tow
by Noah Salden March 16, 2023
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