Nut Allergy

An aversion to sitting next to people on public transport.

Passenger: "Excuse me, can I sit here?"

You: "No, I've got a nut allergy."

by Monkey Magick October 23, 2010

Eternal Nut

A nut so incredibly powerful that it can cause a singularity in the spacetime continuum and rupture the buttholes of all men. If u perform this into a guy’s booty, unfortunately ur semen will vanish into another man’s butthole

Oh shit I accidentally did an eternal nut, where did my homie’s butthole go

by Omega nut masta November 3, 2019

Nut Nest

An anatomical location on the human body that denotes their genitalia OR a digital location of a person's personal pornographic collection, usually hidden in a labyrinth of illegitimately named folders upon the desktop or favorited tabs.

1) My finger tips felt the radiating heat from between her legs, most likely originating from her nut nest.
2) My younger sibling was appalled and aroused when he found my nut nest on my laptop.

by ItsKeith July 9, 2017

Taffy Nut

(Adj). When your nut sack sticks to your legs like a piece of taffy. (usually happens when sitting or laying down)

(cure). when laying down, pull sack through underwear pee hatch. Taffy nut domination!

Chase, I cant sleep because my nuts keep sliding down my leg, Fucking Taffy Nut!

by lewisle April 3, 2011

bud nut

home made smoking device made out of a hardware nut and bolt used to smoke out of.

Hitin' off the bud nut is kick ass!

by Lacey Debbie February 19, 2004

Some Nuts

When something sucks so bad all you can say is that it’s “some nuts.”

“This is Some Nuts”
“Damn work was Some Nuts”
Person A: “Hey, how was the movie?”
Person B: “Dude, it was Some Nuts. I literally walked out halfway through.”

by SomeNutsGuy123 October 20, 2023

Trophy Nut

Getting to fuck someone you've had a burning desire to fuck for any period of time.

Gary: "Did you get to sleep with Amy last night?"
Eric: "Hell yeah! Been wanting to do this for so goddamn long. It's one hell of a trophy nut."

by jmk8646 March 10, 2019